Tag: funny
group name: peopleposting
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April 11, 2008 03:56 PM EDT --
I figured today was a good day to relate my findings on some relaxation CDs I have come across.
We could all use a little stress releif what with all the "New" Gather up-grade and all. The . . . more
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April 11, 2008 09:10 AM EDT --
Thank you!
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without . . . more
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December 17, 2007 01:16 PM EST --
I do not normally share such things but it cracked me up and I just had to post the message I just received in my inbox:
Hi Dear
Peace be unto you,my name is cythia, how are you . . . more
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January 22, 2008 08:00 PM EST --
I looked at my cell phone bill today and it was $567.00. I thought surely this is some mistake. No! It was for real. My youngest daughter ran up a bill by going over our minutes by more than 700 minutes. . . . more
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January 01, 2008 02:01 PM EST --
I left early afternoon for New Jersey on Christmas Day. Boston South Station was pretty much like a ghost town.
On my way to South Station I get on the subway (red line) .
As im sititng there . . . more
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February 20, 2008 05:47 PM EST --
My daughter is now 13, and she is adopted. She is lovely, spoiled, and all mine. I adopted her from foster care. She was a complete surprise as I was not fostering any children but heard . . . more
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March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
I was at the grocery store today paying for my food. A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"
I asked how he knew.
He said, "You're . . . more
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March 29, 2008 09:16 PM EDT --
You know the drill. I should be dancing in my stilletos but I thought I'd stay home and chat with you. What's up???
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March 25, 2008 03:32 AM EDT --
-movies that have "chronciles" in the title
-movies with "high school" and or "musical" in the title
-movies about fat people (except "supersize me", that was . . . more
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January 10, 2008 07:45 PM EST --
Here is a joke that i ran across today
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocainbecause . . . more
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April 11, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
I am not mean
I am not a drinker
I am not a smoker
I am not a dieter
I am not a child abuser
I am not rich
I am not poor
I am not a drug addict
I am not perfect
I am not anti-God . . . more
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February 09, 2008 04:22 AM EST --
Hello there and good morning to some of you. Thought I would send out a little game for your morning.
How many words can you think of that contain the letters J and I?
This could be fun and . . . more
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June 29, 2008 07:43 AM EDT --
My cat is so weird and unusual. I know that cats sometimes even more so than dogs each have their own personality, but sometimes I have to wonder about her. She acts like a dog in somethings . . . more
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January 22, 2008 06:36 PM EST --
As some of you may know, I am a Mimi. My oldest granddaughter is 14 and knows I can be a character at times. Well, Friday night she had her Christmas church play postponed due to weather. She had a dressing . . . more
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February 13, 2008 10:49 AM EST --
Wisdom and Questions
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
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February 20, 2008 01:48 PM EST --
When I was ten years old, I went to a Catholic school called St. Francis of Rome in the Bronx. We wore plaid uniforms with the insignia, SFR. I decided during the height of the cold war, that . . . more
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March 15, 2008 04:11 PM EDT --
I ran across some interesting statistics that I thought you might like to see. Granted I don't know how old these are, but they are still interesting to look at:
Half the world's population . . . more
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March 31, 2008 11:43 PM EDT --
I went to the doctor's today to get my diagnosis for the pain in my hip. I got out of the car and this goose was sitting in front of door. I got out and took these photos. The goose . . . more
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April 11, 2008 11:34 AM EDT --
What does God say to poor people?
"Attention Wal-mart shoppers . . ."
Just remembered this one when i read another equally bad Walmart joke.
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April 19, 2008 11:43 AM EDT --
You no longer fit in your size 5 jeans.
Little people call you funny lovey names like Mimi
You no longer fit in your size 7 jeans.
You are able to bake cookies without a recipe.
You no longer . . . more
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